America’s last democratically elected president, Donald Trump, has signed an executive order tuning every television in America onto Donald Trump giving speeches twenty four hours a day, seven days a week.
”All the people love and support their president,” Amoral told LCD Views, during an interview conducted by Amoral hurling bags of moral decay and pieces of fascism at the world, and we being left to interpret, “even the illegal humans infesting our country. They love the president too.
“You never know how much you love your child till an ICE officer tricks you into handing them over, absconds with them, drugs them, cages them and then deliberately loses them interstate.
“People like being taught hard lessons in love by their ethnic superiors.”
The broadcasts will initially feature canned highlights of Big Brother’s greatest campaign trail hits, before moving on to talk about how well the trade wars are going.
”Once we have actual wars it will be even more reassuring,” Amoral said, “think of Trump as a cleaner, taking the human trash out and liquidating it.”
It is understood there will also be special documentaries on Space Force?
”That’s right! ISS is in space. Forty five is going to rid space of ISS with Space Force. The ratings are going to be awesome.”
But what if someone doesn’t want to watch a blathering, soon to be genocide maniac ranting at them twenty four seven?
”Oh, the executive order stipulates that cameras are to be fitted inside each television so we know who’s being naughty and who’s being nice.”
Is Trump drawing up a list?
”He is. And all the dissenters and libtard snowflakes are on it. Watch out for the adverts for Trump steaks too! Long pig, that’s Big Brother’s favourite.”
Tune in and stay tuned in, or else.