LOST IN THOUGHT : Twitter is coming under renewed lobbying today to increase Donald Trump’s tweet character limit from 280 to 280K characters, so he never leaves his toilet again.
”He’ll go in tomorrow morning as usual in the small hours to start tweeting insanities at the world and just never come back out,” leader of the campaign, Mrs Grammer told LCD Views, “we reckon if he’s baited with a pro-Obama story just before he goes inside the little room that’ll be it. Game, set and match.”
In order to really bait the hook the team behind the campaign are working on hacking into the FOX ‘news’ channel to run the Obama puff piece through Trump’s only outward gazing window to the world.
Twitter itself is tight lipped about the proposal, with rumours circulating that they’re inclined to say no.
”Trump is good for business,” Mrs Grammer acknowledged, “and with another president, having such an infinite view into their mind would be amazing. Say Abraham Lincoln? Although he was famously shy of social media channels, not setting up any of them. With Trump it’s a different story. Every tweet is a clear argument to just get that lunatic out of office, but still he stays. For now.”
LCD Views would like to commend the team behind the initiative. It’s about time someone took action to distract the mad baboon and make the world a safer place.
But if by some chance Trump does finish the giant tweet in his lifetime, we’ll be sure to retweet it.