Data scientists confirmed today it is increasingly likely that not being a hard right wannabe equates to having less milkshakes thrown at you.
Social scientists have long hypothesised that should a right wing renaissance emerge in the country that someone would try and do something about it, but after years of analysing governmental action and media bias, it appeared it was unfortunately merely a hypothesis.
Until….researchers at Banbridge Analytica (Based in Northern Ireland, and not to be confused with world destroyers of a similar name) started looking at normal people who have for millennia regularly overthrown overzealous despots.
Media studies show “everyday dogooder” activity is underrepresented by most clickbait peddlers, in favour of sensationalist nonsense for the credulous.
Only after recent technological developments, such as phone cameras and live streaming, have the maddened public reactions to racist ruffians resurfaced.
This recent ability to realise how many xeno/homo/whatevaphobes are spouting hate on a corner near you appears to have finally produced the data spike hypothesised by the people who fought in World War II.
Folklore of the time suggested that their efforts against Nazis, and the countless millions of people that suffered at the hands of evil, had been the final battle. Their grandchildren would live a happy and peaceful life under a just government that would try everything in their power to prevent a Zak Synder post apocalyptic dystopian reboot.
By a complex process of examination, referencing data analysis and looking at their phones a lot, irrefutable trends have been spotted that suggest people have had enough of “tiny timmy ten names”, or whatever the hell he’s called.
By training an ANN (thats one of them artificial neural network things ) to detect Milkshake in jpegs, using unnatural luminance values on objects it identifies as human, researchers were able to compare millions of images of humans to spot the current corellating “fashion” of saying enough is enough with an upturned paper cup towards a “savile” suited shithead.
A certain smug, financial fiddling, toad faced mug made even the AI vomit after being forced to see his face everywhere.
However, after a bit of data recovery and further study of socio-political public posts, nonclusions are optimistic that actually doing something, even if it may seem a bit wasteful of delicious frozen beverages, and could possibly get you in trouble, may just catch on.
More details of Tiny tantrumming twaddle talking turd’s mates that recieved more than a milkshake from “Her Majesty” can be found below:
malatesta32.wordpress.com/2019/01/21/2019-far-right-sex-offenders-update/
As for Farage’s alleged fiscal fiddling, more here 😉