BIG ROOSTER BRITAIN : “It couldn’t have gone better if we planned it,” a Government spokesman said today of the massive cock up regarding registering EU27 citizens for the upcoming EU elections.
“Just think if all those additional EU27 born Brexiters were able to turn up and vote for Farage?” the spokesman continued, “it’ll be deeply embarrassing for Remainers, finding themselve alone, discovering even millions of EU27 citizens don’t want to stop Brexit. The people have decided after all, many years ago now. It would be undemocratic for the people to decide again.”
And while it’s not the intent of this article or global publication to insinuate that the failure to register millions of voters was deliberate, it does also seem the executive probably isn’t losing much sleep over it.
”It actually benefits EU27 citizens,” the spokesman continued, “the additional insult, the additional disenfranchisement. It places them very well to go into private practise, after Brexit is delivered, to counsel British voters about how it feels to be burned, insulted and discriminated against by government policy and incompetence year in and year out. Because you can bloody well guarantee Brexit Britain won’t be any better run. Mostly likely it’ll be even worse!”
Clearly a mature country, a mother of parliaments and democracies, will bend any sinew to enfranchise the voters before a ballot.
”That’s not us,” the spokesman commented.
Such a country, determined to retain credibility on the international stage, wouldn’t actually pass retrospective legislation discriminating against, adding oenerous burdens to, and taking rights away from law abiding people who came to the U.K. under early treaties, trusting them to be honoured in perpetuity.
”Oh that is us!”
Yes. And it’s about time we put a stop to it before the government succeeds in making our country and outcast from our European family for a generation.