The United (using the term with increasing looseness each day) Kingdom was feeling a wave of complete relief this afternoon after it was announced current PM TM will get to be PM for another day.
”She’s facing a really hostile environment,” May loyalist Jeremy Corbyn said, “you’ve got to feel for her. If she can’t get Brexit to happen while PM what will my Lexit look like? But of course, I’m more concerned about her state of mind. I can’t inagine the pressure she’s under. Well, if you have seen any of my professionally produced social media output over the last few days about how great a Brexit deal I could get Brussels to agree to, well, you’d agree I can’t inagine period. And full stop. Period. I certainly couldn’t imagine trying to actually topple the government unless events make it unstoppable. But things would have to get really bad first. Not like now with Brexit! Yippee!”
The statement of support from a cross party colleague also determined to see Brexit delivered, was a welcome relief for a PM who has looked like she is only clinging to power for a very long time.
”The people of England, and those other places, it is a great relief to me personally to know that I can go to bed tonight still clinging onto the keys to 10 Downing Street,” Ms May is expected to broadcast, via the Conservative Party official PR outlet later (that’s the BBC), “ever since Jacob pointed out to me I could deport millions of non-white, and funny speaking white people, if I only believed in Brexit, I’ve been solely obsessed with my own perception of my political self interest. And so should you be. It’s all about me.”
The statement is expected to make it easier for the people of a now global laughing stock of a country. As their jobs and influence and civil cohesion are flushed away daily, they’ll know Theresa May is PM for another day. And that’s all that matters really, isn’t it?