LCD Views has hit the streets today and found them to be hard and unforgiving under our fist, even the ones with potholes. That being a futile exercise we decided to locate and talk to a Brexit voter to see what they have to say about the news of “technical notices” in the pipeline for voters.
”I won’t read them,” Mr K Ipper told us directly, “what’s the point?”
Apparently the point is to prepare you for the looming no deal Brexit scenario.
”I don’t need to prepare to get my country back.”
You’re going to be advised to stockpile food.
”That’s project fear.”
You’re going to be advised to stockpile candles.
”So? The lights went out all the time when I was young and it did no harm. It’ll force people to play board games again. Bring back a sense of community that’s been ripped from our homes by the unelected, undemocratic superstate EU.”
Stockpiling medicines you need and fuel?
”You ought to have a little faith in Britain and Brexit.”
Faith won’t cut through the mountain of treaties, legal obligations and so forth no deal Brexit is going to smash, thus rendering the U.K. at the stroke of a big hand on Big Ben isolated and underfed.
”Look you remoaniac, I always knew that when I voted Leave I was voting to stockpile long life food, medicines that control my otherwise life threatening medical condition and heating fuel. But it’s a price worth paying. You want to get behind Brexit and push.”
We went back to hitting the road. That activity, combined with slamming our head repeatedly into a brick wall, suddenly seeming less futile than talking to Mr K Ipper.