THE JUDGEMENT OF HISTORY : The UK’s last Prime Minister Boris Johnson is reported to have an unpaid debt subject to a county court judgement to the tune of £550ish. There has been fevered speculation today as to who the debt is owed to.
“Everyone is barking up the wrong tree,” an expert on the matter told LCD Views. “It’s clearly too low to be child maintenance, when you consider how prodigious a sire he is. Maybe a cleaning bill for a sofa stained with wine? Why bother. Just throw out the sofa and start over. A donor will cover that without breaking a sweat. Perhaps an IT course top up? Far too low again. Drycleaning bill for a Union Jack that has been well shagged? Possible, but I suspect the flag would just be quietly incinerated. The answer is obvious.”
The answer, according to our expert, is that the debt is owed to the truth, to common decency, to probity, honesty, dignity, fidelity, the people and to history.
“It’s obvious the debt owed is much, much greater than is being reported. Rishi Sunak is getting a reputation for turning down the PM’s bigger financial requests, but happily for the austere Chancellor Boris Johnson will eventually have to pay this debt back himself.”
The date he will repay his debt to the truth is unclear. He seems to be able to run up bills daily and stride on without even looking back to see if anyone at all is paying. But the debt is growing and one day a karmic avalanche will collect.