STAMPED, SIGNED, SEALED AND DELIVERED : The US Postal Service has announced today that it has narrowed the choice of photo for the 45th Presidential commemorative stamp down to four images of the current US president.
“It’s a little controversial,” a source at the postal service revealed exclusively to LCD Views, “as one of the images still in the running has the 45th President of our great (again) country topless and with an animal.”
The final selection will be made after a public ballot and it’s thought the design team at the postal service are hopeful people will go for one of the more traditional images, ie, fully clothed and without an animal.
”I personally think we should have kept the selection in house,” the source added, “we should have learned from what happened when the limeys asked the people to name that boat, Boaty McBoaty Boatface, or whatever it was, and then they had to over rule the public and simply call the boat Trevor.”
But learn lessons from across the pond, before their own public vote, it appears the US didn’t, and now a half nude president could be on a letter arriving at your house later this year.
”I’m also not happy that both Kim Jong-un, MSB and that big baby blimp were eliminated prior to the public vote. Any of them would have done to symbolise the 45th presidency.”
Voting runs until the end of the month so head along and cast your ballot.
But what happens if the 45th President is finally impeached while the stamps are still in circulation?
”Well, it won’t change who is president unless the impeachment is successful, it’ll still be the guy with the horse.”