LCD Views can report today on the upcoming release of a reheated and rehashed love song classic as Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn lock themselves in the Westminster recording studio to solve Brexit with song.
While it’s not yet clear under what handle the English superstars will release the track, it’s certain a lot of care and attention will go into modifying the lyrics of the Foreigner classic.
“Foreigner was the band chosen when looking for a song to sing,” an aide to the PM told LCD Views, “because Brexit is all about foreigners, for Brexiters, and they’re the most important audience. Mind you I am not certain our warblers will be laying down a fresh track anytime soon, as their unique artistic styles are certain to come to the fore. She likes kicking the can and he likes sitting on a fence post, so they may well ask for a long extension so they can both keep doing what they love the most before recording.”
We here at LCD Views would like to (genuinely) applaud them for making the decision to record together. At a time of national crisis and division such as this it is paramount that political leaders actually sit down and talk to find a way forward.
And we encourage them both to take a little time, a little time to think things over. And Jeremy in particular better read between the lines, in case of whatever nonsense May will try and pull when he’s only five minutes older.
There’s a mountain they must climb. It must feel like a world upon their shoulders. But up through the clouds I see a long extension to Brexit shine, it keeps me, personally, warm as the UK grows colder.
A spokesman for Jeremy Corbyn had this to say about the dynamic duo’s time together and what was hoped for today.
“In his life there’s been heartache and pain, mostly when the marrow crop failed in 1979. I don’t know if he can face that gain.”
And for Ms May?
“She can’t stop now, she’s traveled so far, to change this welcoming island into a place where anyone from overseas has a struggle knowing what love is, at least from the standpoint of the Home Office and government in general.”
Good luck to them both. We want to know what Brexit is and we want them to show us.