LCD Views has the scoop today on the result of the work of a team of international observers who have been working to settle on a new description for the English, in light of recent events.
“We started this project on the morning of the 24th of June 2016,” Professor Hed Outsands, head of the UN special task force said, “exactly the same moment the Japanese government began planning for Brexit.”
But it only took the Japanese government a few months to plan for Brexit in all its flavours, why did it take a UN special task force nearly three years?
“Oh, we knew immediately that there would have to be changes to the words used to describe the once mighty English. Just like any other objective observer of the decision made by the parliaments of 2016-7 and then 2017 to present. It was all blindingly obvious if you took the merest effort to study reality and cause and effect,
“But just how sweary the new words would be were dependent on the choices made by the predominately English parliament of the United Kingdom government. It’s all very straightforward. As you can see from the results of our work, which is now complete.”
Is there a risk that the new words used to describe a nation, once generally viewed favourably on the international stage, would already be taken by well known bad actors?
“This why we have chosen the straightforward compound of batshit crazy to replace eccentric. Batshit is English and unlike the current english political establishment instantly understandable. Please see the handy link we have added to our report from the urban dictionary.”
Is there any risk that your study was influenced by johnny foreigners out to get the English?
“No. We had a vote to choose the new terms. Batshit crazy won 52/48. That’s an overwhelming mandate. Although there were some questions about the use of telephone voting and risk of multiple votes by singular actors. We decided to dismiss any concerns out of hand. It was only an advisory vote, but we have decided to implement the result, come what may. It was the only sound thing to do.”
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=batshit%20crazy