Amazing news from the Westminster bubble today with the announcement from Downing Street that the integrity driven production company behind BBCQT production has been awarded the contract to produce the next season of PMQ’s.
“By awarding this contract to Sieg Hile TV we will see a return to balance in a format that has often been criticised for being snowflake central,” Mr S Atan, aide to the prime minister’s office told LCD Views.
”Total gammon in the lower house, that’s what you can expect,” he continued, “we expect there will be significant recasting too. A Hitler is to be resurrected to takeover on the prime minister’s dispatch box and J Stalin is in and J Corbyn is out.”
To ensure even greater ratings success the MPs making up the audience in the chamber will be recast too.
”On one side total gammon. Wall to wall salted pork. Also your standard Tory plants. You know the type, joined the Nazi youth at twelve before failing to get elected to a local council at eighteen. Now day jobbing as a rent a crowd member whenever Conservatives need one.”
And on the opposition benches?
”There won’t be any opposition benched. This isn’t a change from the last couple of years of course. But the space will be filled. Mostly it will be filled with Nigel Farage, Paul Nuttall, Isabel Oakeshit and any other neocon stooge we can find.”
The filming of the revised PMQ’s begins this week with the return of parliament.
”Expect a lot of shouting and do not expect anyone who’s gone mad with PC in the audience. Racism, sexism, xenophobia and fetishising of autocratic tendencies will be on the menu and it’ll be shoved down your throats whether you like it or not.”
Oh, so not much of a change after all.