Great news for true American potatriots with the announcement by the Kremlin that Deputy President Donald Trump’s cancelled military parade is to be held in Moscow’s Red Square!
Speaking on the White House lawn today, Trump’s Russian handler made the announcement in front of a bussed in crowd of KKK members and assorted racists who don’t even know they’re being played by an international clique of neocon kleptocrats and assorted fascists. And if they do know, well, I don’t suppose reminding them we had a whole world war about this, and everyone was invited, will do much good.
”Following the disgraceful cancellation of esteemed Russian stooge, Donald Trump’s, glorious military parade by traitor Robert Mueller, Vladimir Putin has decided to continue to make America grate.”
The parade will be timed with the entire Trump family’s flight to Russia to claim political asylum, one day before the special prosecutor finally tears up the turf of Trump’s money laundering empire to expose just how many god damned roubles he’s into the Kremlin for.
”We are going to have just the greatest parade ever held in Moscow for an American President,” the handler reassured, “just the greatest parade. So, so big. We’ve got the biggest cardboard missiles for Mr Trump to lead across the square. Just the greatest. MAGA! Lock her up! Fake news! Get me a cheeseburger now!”
Rumours that North Korea had also offered to hold the parade have been denied, but are probably true.
Deputy President Donald Trump couldn’t be contacted for comment. He was in the toilet, with an unsecured mobile phone, tweeting insanities for future historians to puzzle over, if there’s still a liveable planet left for them to puzzle on after Trump and all the other sociopathic climate change denying pricks are finished with it.