The guiding principle of the “Will of the people” has received a fresh update today with the revelation it’s now moving your millions offshore before Brexit.
”It’s just sound financial management,” Mr Para-sight, Tory MP for Disaster-on-Capitalism, told LCD Views.
”I would encourage everyone with a high net worth to shift as much of their liquid assets as they deem sensible to an offshore USD or Euro account before the 29th March 2019 when Britons regain their sovereignty and begin eating it.”
The advice is a timely one with pound sterling experiencing another period of sensible and sustained adjustment.
”The drop in the value of the pound really is a boon for exporters,” Mr Para-sight continued, “particularly exporters of money. I’ve personally had my gentleman’s personal nanny carrying bag loads of cash over the border and into Ireland or Russia or anywhere but the U.K.,
”I don’t mind telling you it’s almost as fun as conspiring with an internationalist clique of kleptocrats to crash an entire country.”
That sounds like Global Britain is roaring!
”Quite.”
But what about people without a high net worth who don’t have the ability to shift large sums of cash about between currencies in order to profit from contrived calamity?
”They’ll have to work a little harder. It will teach them for being an accident at birth.”
Some people might suggest that it’s not exactly patriotic for many of the cheerleaders of an inherently nationalist and protectionist project like Brexit to be shifting their assets overseas in advance of it?
And many even essentially buying EU27 citizenship as a hedge against the very disaster they’re actively working to bring about for millions of working people?
“Does the leadership of the Labour Party also support Brexit?”
Yes.
”Well then it must be in the working man’s interest. It’s a cross party initiative and we’re going to make a success of it. Now if you don’t mind, I’ve got to load up nanny with another sackful of currency. There’s a good mule nanny. There’s a good mule.”