Buckingham Palace has confirmed that US President Donald Trump will meet with Queen Elizabeth during his brief state visit to the UK next month but not with other members of the royal family who the palace confirmed will be “indisposed”.
A Palace spokesman declined to comment on rumours that second in line to the throne Prince William, his wife Princess Kate and their three small children Prince George (4), Princess Charlotte (3) and the new one, Prince Louis or something (two months) were being evacuated from the capital for the safety of the children.
“The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have a long standing holiday arrangement,” he said confirming that they had originally planned to holiday in Scotland but had opted to go to Cornwall instead, for unspecified reasons and definitely not to avoid Trump who is also planning to visit his golfing resort in Aberdeenshire.
“They’ve been booked into a very nice air b n b farmhouse, complete with separate cages, I mean rooms, for each of the children,” he explained.
News of the Cambridges’ family holiday in the region of the UK furthest geographically from absolutely everywhere President Trump will visit, comes in the wake of widespread international criticism of the US government’s controversial new policy of separating the children of migrants from their parents and locking them in cages.
Long standing criticism of the British Royal family has long centred on the fact that they’re all descended from Dutch, Germans, Danes and Greeks most of whom arrived in the country as a result of dubious arranged marriages, and only adopted the surname Windsor during the first world war rather than risk unpopularity by continuing to use their real surname Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.
A white house spokesman confirmed that president Trump had been made aware that he would be being kept well away from the Cambridges but that he wasn’t overly concerned.
“He’s got bigger fish to fry, thanks to his good friend Sir Chris blocking that law banning up-skirting and him taking delivery of a new Huawei P20 Pro,” he sniggered, pointing out that Queen Elizabeth may be 92 but she still rules.
“Let’s just say that it’s him that’ll be packing the sword, and he’s hoping she uses it to make him “a knight to remember,” he smirked.