The magical thinkers expertly arranging a coherent departure, which protects everyones’ interests, from the European Union [author means May and co, apparently] for the united United Kingdom were dealt an unfair and entirely rational blow today when the European Union’s chief negotiator told them “No Irish border is better than a bad Irish border.”
“It’s not on,” said a piece of shit newspaper/tabloid red top wannabe posh rag rent a gob commentator pretending to be an objective communicator on matters of importance, but really serving vested interests in the neocon fascist spectrum.
“The EU has betrayed all Britons by not treating the Irish Border issue with the same casually dismissive, nostalgically imperialist, gammon faced, hambungling arrogant, back of fag packet effort as Downing Street.”
The reason for the outrage over the assault on magic is the rejection by the EU’s negotiators of all the half assed, wishful solutions put forward by Downing Street to avoid a hard border between the North of Ireland and the Republic of Ireland, post Brexit. Which threatens Downing Street with having to stick to the agreement about a backstop solution of NI remaining in the EU CU after Brexit.
They clearly can’t keep their word on that because two things will happen,
- Firstly, Foster will lose her mind.
- Secondly, any exception granted to NI out of economic and civil sanity will be demanded by the rest of the UK and thus, there endth the Brexit. Which we overwhelmingly still want as a cuntry, clearly.
“The Irish will buckle under and get in line,” the op ed zombie went on to explain, “they know the benefits of British exceptionalism when it orders them to do something.
My best advice to Downing Street is to double down on the divide and conquer strategy that’s been serving the UK so well.
Obviously the division and conquering has been of a personal nature and limited to the borders of the UK lately, but it’ll overspill into the EU if we just create enough unnecessary division and ill feeling. To turn back now would be sane. We don’t do sane anymore.”
Asked for comment about the total rejection of all of Downing Street’s stupid suggestions, a representative of the Taoiseach attempted to say something straight faced about “shoe being on the other foot” but instead just fell around laughing until we gave up and went to print.