No Man Is An Island Some Are Trash Cans : Incoming insurrectionist, and somehow US President Elect Donald Trump, has spoken of how he intends to leave his mark on the world in his second, and longest, term as President.
”Not many people know this,” he posted on his personal information fistula today, “no one has ever seen a void like it. It’s just the greatest void. We’ve got the numbers here. It’s bigger than the biggest hole ever. And I’m it.”
The Presidential statement was regarding The Gulf of Mexico, which Mr Trump claims was “renamed by a cat to upset me personally.”
Never one to turn the other cheek Donald is determined to set the world to his rights.
”On the first day in office, just after I invade Greenland, Blueland, Redland and the mental asylum they keep Doctor Lectern in, he really needs a pardon, just the greatest doctor. And (mental drift)…after I take possession of the deeds of Pamela, I will be renaming the Gulf of Mexico.”
The renaming will happen at a ceremony at Mar-a-Lago, during which a long line of obscenely wealthy men will drop suitcases full of cash at Mr Trump’s feet, so they can take the money into the afterlife.
”The Gulf of Mexico will be known forever after as The Gulf of Trump because in our hearts we’re the same.”