DAVID CAMERON’S SHEPHERD’S HUT SHED TOUR DATES ANNOUNCED : BRITAIN’S GREATEST LIVING LOBBYIST, and former chillaxed Prime Minister David Cameron, is being asked a series of gruelling questions today over that little Greensill lobbying scandal. But he’s taken the time for some self-promotion too.
During questioning over why he so persistently and affectionately lobbied former colleagues and government officials for cash Mr Cameron dodged one particularly incisive smart bomb with a touching diversion.
“I think what the viewers really want to hear today is when the sequel to my bestselling memoirs ‘Britain And My Part In Its Downfall’ is due for release?” the award winning amateur economist replied.
Of course he is right about that as he has proven right about so many things. Which casts in stark release how wrong he turned out to be about Greensill and that little NHS cash burner.
“It’s not just all fun and games in my shed. It’s not only putting on some hip and hop and smoking a few bowls maaaaaan,” Mr Cameron drawled insouciantly. “Can we smoke in here? Let’s party. Who wants to party? Will you roll up? Shall I roll up? Who wants to fist bump?”
No one wanted to party. Only one person wanted to fist bump and they wouldn’t admit to it.
Instead EVERYONE was eager to hear the title of the sequel to a memoir that topped the best seller lists on Pluto’s moon Charon in both 2019 and 2020.
“David Cameron and My Part in His Downfall,” Mr Cameron finally laid it down. “It’s due for early release, which is probably more than you can say for most ministers who served from 2010 until now! Ha!”