LCD Views is hearing that grassroots Tory campaign groups are boycotting campaigning in the upcoming European parliament elections because the European parliament is unelected.
“Everyone knows it’s an unelected tyranny of Eurocrats who would collapse without our pounds and shillings,” Mr K Ipper, Chairman of the Little-on-England Conservative grouping, told LCD Views, “the elections don’t happen. They’re a hoax. They film them in the same hanger used to fake the moon landings. Anyone who claims to be an MEP is an actor. They’re all paid and in pounds. Except for Farage who is actually from the plant Zaarg-9 and was sent to expose the unelected tyranny.”
So you’ll be staying at home then?
“No. I’ll be campaigning for either UKIP or The Brexit Party and helping to expose the elections as faked,” Mr K Ipper replied, “I’m just not sure if I want to support a party that has [mind bogglingly] made it necessary to explain to [emotionally insecure men] people once again that rape jokes aren’t [and never are] funny, or the party Farage has co-opted in the hope UKIP will now make him look like a moderate. It’s a tough choice.”
But surely given that the EU parliament, real or faked, will make decisions that directly impact on the UK means we should be involved? If we’re not at the table, we’re just a meal to be served up to the world’s major powers?
“You need to believe in your country more sunshine. The big players will happily go along with whatever we decide and double their paperwork and cost to also sell into the EU. We’ll set the standard once we’re free. We’re exceptionally”
But doesn’t the fact we can simply leave the EU say that we’re already ‘free’, just that the cost of freedom maybe isn’t worth it? And yes, we’re exceptional. We’re doing amazingly with food banks and lack of investment and loss of jobs. Any Brexit will make us even more exceptional. Oh and encouragement of racism and xenophobia, an insane Home Office, and an almost phobic streak in our government to avoid public votes, we’re certainly exceptional since the EU ref in 2016.
“Traitor. I won’t be dropping off any campaign literature to you.”
That’s a shame. I’d like the opportunity to post it right back without a stamp.