TWO L’s FOR THE PRICE OF ONE : Following the Dalai Lama’s recent comments on Twitter in which he described Donald Trump as having “a lack of moral principle”, the leader of the free world has reacted as only he could.
He has demanded a llama be brought to the White House for him to punch on a daily basis, after first softening him up with a social media one two.
He made the following statement on Twitter:
“The Daily Llama has a lack of intelevisual – uh, interrogatory – uh, brains. Did he get voted president of the United States? No. Loser. So I’m going to show him what I think of him by adding a daily llama punching spot in my routine. And the biggest Twitter storm the world has ever seen. Just so many tweets. That’ll show him.”
Animal rights groups across America are up in arms at the suggestion. Activist Annie Malreitz had this to say:
“Has nobody explained to him that the Dalai Lama isn’t a llama? He shouldn’t go attacking innocent animals just because he can’t spell.”
Rumours are circulating at the moment that senior members of Trump’s cabinet are commissioning a series of llama-shaped pinatas for Trump to beat to a pulp until he forgets what he was doing it for in the first place.
However these reports are as yet unconfirmed. If true, it would provide Trump with some harmless target for his aggressive tendencies, although the thought of Trump in violent mode with a baseball bat or other such weapon in his hand might not be the wisest course of action. Anyone in the vicinity is liable to get injured, including himself.
Whether the pinatas will be full of sweets as per tradition is also uncertain, as it’s just as likely they’ll be filled with Big Macs instead.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-48767048/dalai-lama-trump-has-lack-of-moral-principle