BIRD OF PREY : Legal eagles are circling over the entire Conservative government today with the news that the British people have raised enough money to prosecute the lot of them.
”The vultures are circling too, waiting for the eagles to bring the beast to ground,” our democratic process correspondent reports, “ambulance chasers for once are welcome with their calls of ‘Have you been missold a strong and stable government?’. It’s pay day.”
The decision to prosecute the lot of them for misconduct in public office was taken after a cursory examination of their record in office.
”Can anyone honestly claim this shower has put the wealth and welfare of the country first? Served the people’s best interests with their judgement and with care? Or actually operated a Ponzi scheme with the country’s wealth while feasting on the poorest and being grossly negligent in office?”
The decision to continue to pursue Brexit, in spite of the mass of evidence of illegal activity, the proof and finding of it, alongside the foreign interference, dark money manipulation of the voters, international humiliation, emboldening of racists, risk to peace in NI, broken promises and industrial scale misrepresentation of treaties and international obligations by elected officials, is believed to have been the tipping point.
But responding for the government a random Tory MP chorused back, on the same talking points as their close chums in the press.
”We’re Conservatives. This means we’re above the law. It’s one rule for us and one for the rabble. You won’t get away with this. If we can’t tell bald faced lies endlessly it threatens our entire modus operandi. This is an issue of free speech! Speech without responsibility.”
And Labour is warned not to chuckle at the news. Even now a civil prosecution is being considered under the Trades Descriptions Act.
The prosecution of the entire government is expected to begin imminiently, unless it suddenly becomes possible to do it at the ballot box. And even then, given how deep the stench of rot is, it is likely to continue thereafter.