GOD LOVES A TRIER : President Donald Trump has announced he is to appear in a special ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’, as a contestant.
It’s believed the one off celebrity special of the classic game show will be hosted by Michael Cohen from prison, reuniting two old friends who haven’t spoken for a while.
In a surprisingly honest spree on Twitter, the president revealed his motivation for taking part.
”Fake news media keeps saying im not riche. I am so riche. Once I win who wants to be a millionaire Ill be a billionaire. So so riche.”
The President will have all the usual lifelines, although ‘50/50’ will be reserved for use only in a special question ‘What are the chances of you surviving impeachment?”
‘Phone a friend’ will not surprise any viewers, as POTUS has decided to pick his best Russian friend, Vladimir Putin, to be waiting by the phone.
And ‘Ask the audience’ also has a twist, as it will be an audience handpicked by Kim Jong-un and watching in North Korea.
“Donald has a real chance of earning some hard cash here,” an aide to the President told LCD Views, “although he’ll declare it as a loss if he does win, just in case anyone tries to make him pay tax. Winners don’t pay tax. Civil society pays for itself by magic. Only losers pay for schools and roads for lazy people to use.”
The special will screen globally on the 4th of July as Americans gather to celebrate their escape from tyranny and their completion of the circle to end right back under it.