The people of Great Britain and Northern Ireland are to learn today that the strong and stable government of Theresa May has now gone certifiably, batshit crazy, beyond any reasonable doubt. Something many already suspect.
“The more the British people, and their elected representatives in parliament, act in defiance of the high priestess of Brexit, the crazier the priestess will get now,” LCD Views ‘guano is a state of mind’ correspondent reports,
“The God of Brexit must be sated. Theresa May knows this. It’s the only thing that matters now, ensuring the world is forced to conform to her fantasy version of it. So if that means dressing up as a religious functionary from a doomed civilisation and dragging people to the sacrificial slab? She’ll do it.”
Disregard for human life is nothing new to the May administration. You only have to look at the Hostile Environment policies, the complete failure to react to Grenfell for day after day, the overall sociopathy of her immigration policies and Universal Credit.
“But now we’re to step it up a gear to mollify Brexit and beg it to deliver the sunlit uplands promised in the days before ‘adequate food’ and mass fridge purchasing were the go.”
It’s not clear where the temple to hold the rituals will be built, but early focus is on anywhere along the invisible border between Northern Ireland and the Republic.
”We just better pray there’s no solar eclipse due in the next year,” our analyst says, “because one of those will really be a trigger for all sorts of additional, costumed lunacy.”