High flying Minister of State for selling U.K. assets abroad, Little Liam Fox, has shot out of the post Brexit bolt hole today with a display of what we can expect for Global Britain.
”It was nice for parliament to make itself irrelevant,” Parliament watcher, Mr What-The Fcuk, told LCD Views, “I mean, what responsible, directly elected representative body wouldn’t make itself just a giant rubber stamp and give a bunch of immoral, neocon asset strippers, masquerading as MPs, carte blanche to do what they want with important laws?”
And do what they want with important laws protecting public safety and rights they will.
”Liam is a sign post for other MPs to follow,” aide to Liam, Mr Verily Werrity told us next, “by using the powers laughably handed over in that farce of a parliament discussion over the EU Withdrawal Bill, Liam is now able to launch his own meat brand ‘Fox Steaks – for fox sakes!’, using real fox meat gathered by zero hours workers set the task of picking up roadkill off motorways.”
Previously such meat would have been classed as only consumable by crunchies, but not now.
”No, not now! Liam and friends can do what they want after Brexit. Fox knows what will be on your plate from April next year, but it will definitely be good food because Liam will change the legislation to say it is.”
But wouldn’t it be a breach of parliamentary rules and MP’s code of conduct for Liam to profit so brazenly in the future, by way of his position?
”What rules?! Ha! No need to hide good friends behind curtains anymore. We can change those rules too! Get ready to stuff your mouth with the taste of Brexit. Liam will make it so.”