LCD Views is a well known fully paid up, Tory shill propaganda outfit, funded largely by George Soros, as such it is rare for us to editorialise critically anything the current wise, studious, diligent and compassionate Conservative government does, but today we must make an exception to our golden rule.
The announcement by serving Secretary of State for Health and Social Scare, Matt Hand-on-Rooster-o’clock that visiting A&E is to become a criminal offence from 01 April 2019 has left us livid.
It simply does not go far enough.
Although it is a good sign that the minister has made this announcement while on a state visit to China. There to give their state cyber-espionage units fuller and deeper access to our nation’s health by buying their health gadgets, and yes, we accept that in return someone somewhere will likely make a lot of money, without a thought to the consequences, but surely his focus should be on preventing health crime in the first place?
Isn’t prevention better than cure?
Shouldn’t Mr Hand-up-Rooster be sponsoring primary legislation to make falling ill or having an accident a crime to begin with? Punishable by transportation to one of the penal colonies (to be overseen by Gove) that Global Britain is to establish?
Hard labour for broken bones. That’s your cure Mr Five-Fingers-on-a-Willy! Sanitise the country by clamping down on sore throats!
And will the government ensure that family members accompanying a sick relative to an NHS A&E be arrested and tried as accessories?
Just think of the extra profit to be made by the private companies being awarded the carpark contracts if a criminal visiting their sick son or daughter in a ward at Great Ormond Street is speedily arrested and detained for long enough to have their car clamped and sufficient punitive fees accumulate on top the fine itself?
This could lead to healthy boost to the bailiff and re-possession industries post Brexit that Britain will rely on for economic growth.
We say you are not doing enough Mr Handjohnson!
Crime starts in the home. When the first sniffle or the ladder fall occurs. This is where you need to strike and strike hard!
We urge you to be tough on health crime and tougher on the causes lest the criminal classes make our NHS facilities unfit even for US private health businesses to own.
Act today. Lock a man flu sufferer away.