The popular children’s card game company Top Trumps has announced that it is to launch a new set containing only cards featuring DONALD TRUMP.
“We toyed with the idea of a set featuring all the members of his extended Trump family but we realised that in every single imaginable category Donald was the smartest, the richest, the bigliest, the mostest, the topliest and the bestest, so why bother with the rest of them,” explained company CEO Mike “only 50” Pence.
Pence conceded that with the new DONALD TRUMP Top Trumps set only containing cards featuring DONALD TRUMP it will be impossible for any one player to win.
“Then again, no one loses – it’s a win-win situation just like the Trump presidency,” he explained pointing to the record popularity of the former reality TV host and property mogul turned president.
“Hardly a day goes by without some current or former senior staffer being called to meet with that Mr Mueller, some are even wanted by the Police and the FBI – that’s how popular this administration is,” he added.
In fact Pence explained that given the anticipated popularity of the DONALD TRUMP Top Trumps set, the companies planning to rush release a second set of TRUMP HATE FIGURES.
“Crooked Hilary, the lying fake media, Mexicans, Obama, Little Rocket man, Liberals, snowflakes, Blacks, Muslims, they’ll all be in there. The only challenge is to find suitable categories for them to compete on,” he explained.
“Other than the intensity of The President’s hatred of them of course,” he added winking.