Top Brexiters slam EU for forcing U.K. to hold EUref in the first place

Top Brexiters have become even more offensive today as they take the fight to avoid personal accountability for the clusterfuck the U.K. is rapidly becoming direct to Brussels.

”It’s the EU’s fault for forcing Westminster to hold the 2016 EU referendumb in the first place,” A Piercing-Idiot told LCD Views.

“The EU is far from perfect, but endangering our central place in the power structures of the largest trading bloc on Earth? By forcing David Cameron’s hand? Lest he lose a few more votes to deluded racists? And now forcing us to leave without a viable deal? Well, that’s not cricket. It’s the French and the Germans, they’ve never gotten over Britain defeating them in the world wars.”

And Peircing-Idiot isn’t alone. Figel Barrage. Jacob Reeks-smogg. Iain Duncan Isacompleteidiot and numerous others who would have likely been for appeasement in the late 1930’s are gearing up to make sure everyone in the U.K. knows exactly who is to blame.

”Whose fault will it be when we make a concerted effort to takeover the Conservative Party and install an absolute sociopath who thinks poor people starve because they’re too lazy to hunt?” Piercing-Idiot wanted to know.

“Whose fault will it be when we refuse to negotiate and stick to our red lines that intentionally contradict the legal treaties and agreed principles of the EU? Making it impossible for them to give us a viable deal? It’s not like we want a complete disaster to profit from.”

Good questions.

”Whose fault will it be when we ration bread and aspirins and the police die of exhaustion stopping hoodies raiding LIDL?”

I think you can stop asking the questions now Piercing-Idiot. We will know exactly whose fault it is and it won’t be the EU we blame. It’ll be you.

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