Queen Elizabeth II found herself the subject of unusual criticism today after she broke royal protocol attempting not to be photographed with a man apparently the American president, for the moment, but who is generally suspected of being a bag man for both Russian and American organised crime.
”It’s disgraceful!” Russian ambassador to the U.K., Nigelski Farageski foamed on his daily BBC Radio 4 slot, ‘Turd for the day’,
“No one has proven Trump works for Putin. And if we can successfully cement the hard right fascist takeover of two of the world’s most celebrated former democracies no one ever will.”
Other key figures supporting the coup, generally referred to as Brexit in the U.K., also addressed the Queen’s stunning breach.
”We see now how far the shambolic United Kingdom government is willing to go to ignore the overwhelming wish of the people to do business with fascist thugs,” Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the Labour Party, and lifelong Eurosceptic chipped in,
“now they’ve even dragged the Queen into the sabotage! Not that we should even have a monarchy. A waste of taxpayer money that could be better spent nationalising jam production and establishing hard labour camps for people who undermine the leader.”
We won’t forget this either your majesty!
”She can forget about her invitation to the wedding when Trump trades in Melania for a younger, blonder model!” Farageski added.
Pressured to explain why she deliberately attempted to embarrass the visiting American blowhard, a spokesman for the Palace heaped insult on injury.
”It was an accident. I mean, the actual walk together,” the spokesman said, “I don’t know which idiot at Downing Street thought it was in the UK’s interests to force the Queen into a photo op with a guy who will end his days in prison for treason? She much prefers Saudi princes here to buy bombs to drop on Yemeni’s.”
The only tenuously valid reason our team of avid royal watchers can come up with is that the Queen broke protocol by forcing Trump to go before her, thinking it best to be able to see his tiny little hands at all times.