Fears about the country’s certainty of a glorious future were raised even higher today after a warning from the makers of Boris Johnson’s that they may keep manufacturing in Britain post Brexit.
”The best selling ‘Fcuk Business : Bullingdon Club Special’ line has been a runaway success for the makers since its successful launch on a BBC topical panel show some years ago,” LCD business analyst, Mr Business Analyst writes,
“with its one horsepower hairstyle and five hundred bullock bullshit drive it’s been virtually unstoppable.”
The company has been under a limited scrutiny recently, although not by the BBC, after constant delays of the launch of the ‘Boris Johnson : Brexit PM, stab everyone in the face and the back, Fcuk Business’ model is continually pushed by, week by week.
“There have however been genuine concerns recently also that the makers of Boris Johnson lied about results of tests relating to the integrity and foresight in the design. There’s even talk of a potential profit warning to the tune of £410M per week.”
The live television stunts where they pumped the exhaust from Boris across the entire country, while well received, may have been intended to dazzle to distract from underlying flaws in the design of Boris Johnson’s.
“Expectations were high that whatever Brexit deal the United Kingdom eventually agrees with the half a billion people just miles away, who are desperate for the U.K. to save them from complete economic failure upon Brexit, would include a sweetener involving the relocation of Boris Johnson’s to The Hague.
”It’s still possible. But resistance is growing in Little England as they just can’t get enough of being taken for a ride in a Boris. The fuck Little England line released early in 2016 is still surprisingly popular among people who just want to believe.”