Theresa May was embroiled in a social media shitstorm today after she unfriended French President E Macron on Facebook after he hit on America’s most famous one term president Donald Trump.
”It was really silly,” an aide to No 10 told LCD Views, “she saw them holding hands and she just lost it.
We are the ones with the special relationship.
The French are cheese eating surrender monkeys. Everyone knows that, even if they were right to keep well out of Bush and Blair’s Iraq War.”
Quite at what point in the day the British prime minister hit block and unfriend and I hate you is not clear.
”Probably after the cabinet meeting this morning,” the aide said, “Boris got well up her over institutional racism. This wound her right up. As he’s tied himself to the mast of Brexit she assumed he hated everyone on a colour chart system as much as she did. He’s probably just using the issue to try and get fired anyway. He wakes each day looking for the exit from this mighty mess he made.”
So she was primed to snap at someone?
”Oh, that’s just business as usual,” the aide shrugged, “she’s very tense. She wakes each day fearing she’ll face a Labour Party led by someone who isn’t intent on economic destruction with her.”
I suppose this puts Trump’s planned picnic in Buckingham Palace in July in doubt now?
”What are you talking about? She didn’t unfriend Trump. She’ll forgive him. She’s not going to hold it against him that he doesn’t have the instinctive mistrust of the French bred into her like a girl from little England whose most recent reference is Waterloo. And anyway, May and Trump share the same values. She’s determined their special relationship cemented on a set of stairs goes on, all the way to the bottom.”