A report just to hand says the biggest brain in Britain will be burning the midnight oil tonight to dream up something dumb to say tomorrow.
The brain, more commonly known as Bojo the Clown, or Boris Johnson MP for Wtf, is said to be uncertain comparing Putin to Hitler will carry enough headlines tomorrow.
”He’s got to get Ken Livingstone on the blower,” distraction specialist Aded Feline told LCD Views, “if you’re going with WW2 references Ken is the master.”
It’s not clear if Mr Johnson will double down on today’s diplomatic coup tomorrow though.
”It’s a line call. Now that Russia’s greatest democrat has successfully gained re-election by beating himself he probably has little interest in keeping the song and dance improv show going with Downing Street.”
Nigel Farage and Rees-mogg did help out today by symbolising the waste and idiocy of Brexit, but it’s up to Boris to fulfil his primary function in office and capture the headline tomorrow.
”He’ll be hard at it. He’ll be reading the classics right now, absorbing none of the lessons, and preparing to deliver a winning quotation that will have the MSM swarming after him.”
It’s thought the pressure is at one of its highest levels for sometime as this shambles of a government and tits on a bull Labour leadership together take the U.K. to clusterf*ck levels not seen for years.
”This Cambridge Analytica story has everyone jumpy. Senior members from the Conservatives are all throw the shadowy, anti-democratic data mining, psyops companies. We can not have the focus on that.”
At least Boris can thank his Brexiteering colleague, leader of whatever it is that passes for an official opposition today for not asking about Cambridge Analytica at PMQ’s today.
“Bloody SNP did though. Traitors. They’re subverting the will of the people by suggesting the will of the people may have been subverted. Vince won’t stop bringing it up either. Some democrat he is.”
Good luck Boris, you’re going to need it, any day now that strong breeze is going to blow the house of cards you charge around in down.