Great news for those who love their politics with entertainment today with the announcement that Conservative MP for Wonderland, Nadine Dorries, has signed up for the new reality TV show “I’m an idiot get me out of here”.
We spoke to Nadine to learn more about this wonderful new rut for her to plough back and forth, back and forth, deeper and deeper.
“It’s giving me goosebumps,” Nadine began, while stuffing a kitten into a sack, “my only concern is that I might miss some of the small animal sacrifices at the weekly ERG Whatsapp group meeting.”
Filming on the series has already begun, which came as a surprise to Nadine.
“What? You mean I’m already starring in it? I hadn’t realised. Oh wow.”
You didn’t realise it was a fly on the wall documentary about your day to day routine?
“No. I thought it would be like when I starred in ‘I’m a celebrity get me out of her’, you know, first class travel to an island paradise. So I don’t have to do anything extra?”
Nadine, with your tweet last night calling John Major a traitor, you’ve built so high on your earlier work calling for the UK to leave the customs union, because you couldn’t understand how it works, that you really don’t need to do anything else but stand down as an MP and begin a professional twitter career like Katie Hopkins.
“Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret,” Nadine said, “I’ve been approached by a little community activist group headed by this very stern, but impressive, figure calling himself Oswald. They want me to be their poster girl.”
Again Nadine, with your recent work, you are already doing that too.
“Oh goodie! I’m just a little old servant to the will of the people.”
And we know where that work leads. Don’t we Nadine? We have history to guide us.
“What’s history?”
Enjoy the ongoing reality show.
“What’s reality?”
Thanks Nadine and so long for now.
“Who’s Nadine? What is a Nadine?”
A very good question indeed. You are what you tweet Nadine. You are what you tweet.