A SPECIAL LITTLE ISLAND : The now world famous residents of Grappledeath are to take their spectacular Covid-19 denial dance act on the road!
Starting this week the street will, by invitation, perform classic British dances in a variety of locations. The first show will be outside the doors of 10 Downing Street.
It is believed the Prime Minister himself will watch the show from the special refrigerated window over the main door to the home of prime ministers from when they knew what they were doing, till now.
“Ring a ring o’ roses is to be our hit piece,” a representative of the pluckiest street in Britain told LCD Views, “and ‘The Dance of Death’. Of course we will finish with a triumphant conga dance.”
There’s rumours that the troupe will also link arms, sway and sing Vera Lynn’s now infamous WW2 classic, ‘We’ll Meet Again’, but with modified lyrics.
“We’ve modified the lyrics to reflect the contemporary times we dance in,” the rep advised, ” so instead of singing,
We’ll meet again,
Don’t know where, don’t know when
We will now sing,
We’ll meet again,
On a Covid-19 ward, sometime after two to fourteen days from yesterday, plus the week or two it takes for symptoms of CV-19 to really kick in”
Critics, and supporters of nanny states that crush inalienable rights, have poured cold water on the national street party tour plan.
“Well, they would wouldn’t they,” the representative shrugged, “I’m a glass half full type. I’m not going to let some cold and flu turn me into a wallflower. We hope Boris will be proud.”
Don’t we all. Just look at everything he’s achieved so far.