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Stubborn EU still too proud to beg UK to come back

TRANSCONTINENTAL SOFA SURFING : As the UK’s latest olive branch to the embittered EU transits its flame stage and turns to ash the real capital of Europe, 10 Downing Street, is once again wondering why it bothers? ”It’s like some endless old song,” a Downing Street spokesman told LCD Views, “where the story of a …
Starmer pledges to ignore Brexit until it goes away

STRONG AND STABLE GOVERNMENT : UK PM K Starmer has sought to reassure voters today, with many still “harbouring cooling hopes he may bring revolutionary change in our relationship with Europe”. In particular he is thought to be targeting the substantial cohort of voters who ticked Labour at the last election, under the misguided belief …
We want the brightest and best to come here, says woman banning the brightest and best

WHY DON’T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT WE JUST WANT TO LEAVE? A woman well known for her ability to hold down a position of responsibility has opened her mouth again. She has been sacked, twice, by one of the most irresponsible governments in history. This merely displays her high calibre in the looking-glass world that is …