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We want the brightest and best to come here, says woman banning the brightest and best

WHY DON’T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT WE JUST WANT TO LEAVE? A woman well known for her ability to hold down a position of responsibility has opened her mouth again. She has been sacked, twice, by one of the most irresponsible governments in history. This merely displays her high calibre in the looking-glass world that is …
“New Brexit freedoms mean Brits can now eat pavement,” says Business Secretary

MODERN BRITISH CUISINE : Awe inspiring news this morning to warm the cockles of the fearless race that tirelessly inhabits the sodden lump of turf off the coast of France. While the Gauls languish in the prison of their staid and unchanging cuisine, as if sentenced by a just food deity, the Brits are doing …
Sunak reveals himself looking for answers to the UK’s problems

DAY IN AND DAY OUT : THE UK’S OUTGOING PRIME MINISTER, RISHI “THE HAMMER” SUNAK, HAS RELEASED TOUCHING, PERSONAL PHOTOS OF HOW HE WORKS ON THE UK’S BIGGEST PROBLEMS. The photos are all in a classy black and white, chosen not only for the artistic panache that brings, but to symbolise the old world ideas …