The one and only Grate British Tory Party is celebrating the Global Britain festive period by threatening to make millions of people homeless based on nothing else but place of birth.
”We’re not racists, but,” Nazee Cumberbung, MP for Fascism-in-Government, told LCD Views’ Britain’s Shame correspondent, “but we need to send a strong message to people who came to the U.K. legally under agreed international treaties, trusting that their fellowship was valued and their skills, energies and labour were valued that they can f*ck right off now because we have a xenophobic control freak running a government that no longer, no more, allows political correctness to go mad insisting we’re nicer to one another.”
And the name of the scheme has been chosen to reflect the values the United Kingdom now wants to broadcast to the world.
”EU settled status?” Nazee smiled, thin lips sliding back across small, pointy teeth, which part to allow a forked tongue to scent the air with flicks, “what a message? Perfection.”
Why?
”You just need to run out the meaning,” Nazee’s eyes glowed, red, pulsating, like Satan’s hot testicles, “it implies these are displaced people, unsettled by choice. Itinerants. Like refugees. Volunteers who have launched themselves to the winds of fate. Those who deserve what they get. You know economic migrants. You know people who just come here to register for benefits and steal our horses. Filth. Register them. Remove them. Millions of them.”
You’re letting your mask slip.
”But it’s a red, white and blue mask that’s slipping.”
That is not reassuring at all. We’ve become the bad guys.
”Yes. And on Brexit, the government enjoys support of the official opposition. You’re either with us or against us.”
We’ve been down this path before. Only the last time we wore different hats.
”Apply today to stay,” Nazee invited again, “so we can bungle your paperwork up and detain you for deportation the Global Britain way.”