FORGET ABOUT IT : The UK’s current PM, widely touted as “equal in ability to Theresa May and David Cameron combined”, Keir Starmer, today launched his own meme coin called £storekeir.
The launch of the make believe coin comes just twenty four hours after the Prime Minister gave a speech on immigration that reportedly has Nigel Farage contacting his lawyers about the feasibility of suing for intellectual property theft.
While some will criticise the meme coin sale as “just jumping on the MAGA bandwagon”, others will point to the fact that Mr Starmer did all he could to validate Donald Trump with a laughably called ‘trade deal’ just last week, so it’s consistency in action.
But not everyone is so enthusiastic. Official Opposition leader…hang on…it’s here somewhere…Kemi…Kemi something? Kemi Badenoch! Has been less than impressed with the release of £storekeir.
“I’m the one who gets attention by saying things I can claim were taken out of context,” Mrs Badenoch told LCD Views. “I’m the one whose entire strategy is to say divisive things that I can claim were misinterpreted while also claiming I wasn’t aware of the historical connotations of whatever bits of them the fake news media choose to focus on. He is parking his tanks on my lawn and that’s where I park my tanks!”
The meme coin itself has underwhelmed investors, failing to live up to expectations while also acting like some old spare change found behind some sofa cushions, leaving people wondering what to do with it now they have it?
“That’s totally on brand,” 10 Downing Street replied, “and fits perfectly with the feelings evoked so far by Mr Starmer’s leadership. It is also a deeply personal reflection of the PM’s own reason for being in office. Just existing because of a right to exist in office, without any actual serious purpose. People should be celebrating the way he’s put his essence into £storekeir rather than being unfairly critical. Next week we’ll be releasing a fragrance!”
But not before a photoshoot featuring Mr. Starmer in combat fatigues popping out of the hatch of a tank, as that’s the “go to” for a PM who’s made a mess of it.