LORD DRUMPF OF DRUMPF : The UK’s most prominent unelected bureaucrat LORD David Frost is celebrating today after the announcement he has received an honorary doctorate from a prestigious international university.
The doctorate confirms little Lord David as a Doctor of International Diplomacy and is being greeted as a just reward for his tireless efforts to be Boris Johnson’s personal wrecking ball through both the UK relationship with its entire continent, and more specifically into the fragile peace in Northern Ireland.
Lord Frost is expected to attend a mask-less award ceremony later this winter and receive the doctorate in person from the University’s CEO Donald Trump.
Speaking to the press about the decision a spokesman for Trump University released the following statement,
“Not many people know this but Lord Frost is like an adopted son to Donald Trump. The way he makes deals and backtracks on his commitments is Trumpian to a tee. No one has done more damage to the relations between the limeys and those other people who live somewhere close than Davey. Former President Trump is considering hiring him to negotiate his return to the White House.”
Critics of Lord Trump’s antics have been quick to point out that an honorary doctorate from a defunct, and fraudulent university, is no gong at all. However supporters of both Lord Frost and his organ grinder Boris Johnson say the prize is perfectly Brexit.
“Brexit is one great big dishonest fraud perpetrated by weird little men with deep insecurity complexes. A doctorate from Trump University is about as good as it gets.”