WHERE YOU LEAD THEY FOLLOW : GREAT NEWS for fans of Tory sex scandals and extramarital affairs with the announcement that footage of Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s infidelities, dalliances, drunken scrums and affairs are being turned into a series.
“Bonkfix is thrilled to announcement we have secured the rights to all the CCTV footage across decades and from entities both domestic and foreign,” Mr Custard, CEO of Bonkfix, told LCD Views. “The series will be live just as soon as we have put it all into chronological order and added sued to use the Benny Hill soundtrack.”
It is well known that the UK allowed a serial love rat to become Prime Minister, even going so far as to allow him to move his mistress at the time into 10 Downing Street.
“Mr Johnson couldn’t have behaved and risen to power as he has in many countries. We’re just lucky to have an entertainer in chief in 10 Downing Street and a pliant press owned by offshore billionaires who see advantage in that,” Mr Custard added.
The 12 episodes in Season One are all movie length and will feature content that will struggle to a PG rating.
“You think Matt Hancock playing away from home, in the office, at public expense and being filmed is something, just wait until you get an eye full of Mr Johnson. You’ll need an icepack ready for what are certain to be strained eyes.”
Episode is Titled “Arcuri and Technology” and will be certain to feature flags and potentially some shags!
“It’s just a shame Mr Johnson is so compromised himself,” Mr Custard muses, “we have been waiting for several years to do a new season of our award winning hit ‘Great British Ministerial Resignations!’, but no one gets sacked for anything anymore. No matter the scale of public harm or ethical abyss, unless they upset the PM’s missus.”