WHATSAPP MATT FOR DETAILS : The United Kingdom’s ramped up Health Secretary Matt Hancock has rightly drawn a lot of attention over his world beating handling of the pandemic.
A famously modest public servant, Mr Hancock strives in silence and can always be relied upon to share the glory of his achievements with the NHS. You just have to look at how he allowed the NHS brand to be plastered all over Dido Harding’s £37bn outsourced, totally useless track and trace service to see that.
Many a lesser mortal would be happy to rest on their laurels now. To go quietly from public service to several corporate boardrooms, presumably of American private health companies, and wile away the days phoning up old government work colleagues. Not Matt. Not a man of his stature.
He is destined for greater heights still. The modern tradition of Tories failing upwards is certain to be the wind beneath his wings. As hot and fast an updraft as the smoke from a busy crematorium.
He may even make it to Prime Minister.
“He is now favourite too,” an source on the Conservative Party 1922 governing committee let’s slip to LCD Views. “Old Dom thought he was dealing Mr Hancock a mortal career blow when he revealed the Whatsapp screenshot of the PM’s performance review of the Health Secretary. Not so. He’s just the sort a party funded by maniacs seeking tax efficient arrangements demands.”
Totally F*cking Hopeless, that’s what the PM thinks of Hancock and events prove the veracity of the appraisal.
“By the time Boris Johnson is finished the leadershit of the Tories only someone of Matt’s calibre will want it.”