CORPORATE TAKEOVER : AGGRESSIVE PUBLICLY FUNDED RETIREE JOHN HUMPHRYS ISN’T RESTING ON HIS LAURELS JUST YET.
“Going by rumours we’ve just invented he’s going to launch an aggressive takeover bid of Nigel Farage’s The Brexit Party ltd co,” our Rumourmonger invents, “which will be a seamless transition from BBC broadcaster to favourite BBC content provider for the old battle horse. He’s bellowed ‘THE PEOPLE HAD A VOTE’ at the nation for over three years. He can build on that work in the corporate sector. No manifesto required!”
And boy has he bellowed, even if he claims to have been curbed by the liberal elite at the BBC. Which begs the question, just what the hell would he have shouted if he wasn’t so muffled?
“THE PEOPLE HAD A VOTE!” and no amount of evidence of corruption of that vote is going to stop him shouting it.
“THE PEOPLE HAD A VOTE!” and no amount of evidence that the result of the advisory opinion poll was manipulated by data crime was going to stop him shouting it.
“THE PEOPLE HAD A VOTE!” and no amount of broken promises by the Brexit pushers will stop him shouting it.
That’s the duty to inform subservient to the duty to entertain via grim spectacle of an aged mind that ossified right there.
How Mr Farage will fend off the aggressive takeover bid of his ‘party’ isn’t clear, although as he’s the sole shareholder in his limited company (masquerading as a political party), he’s on the high ground for the fight.
“He can probably buy it from Farage,” our Rumourmonger suggests, “the whole show. But he’ll have to pay for it in Euros. Nigel is no fool, even if he takes his supporters for exactly that.”
THE PEOPLE HAD A VOTE! Shout it out until you’re red in the face. Get salty. Stuff your ears and bellow. They had one vote, they don’t need another, no matter what’s changed or come to light, that’s democracy, apparently…