I BOTH WANT TO KNOW AND DO NOT WANT TO KNOW : LCD Views has spoken to a couple today who wish Brexit finale spoilers were as hard to avoid as GoT ones.
”It’s like everyone in broadcasting is both aware and not aware that the overwhelming majority of Game of Thrones fans in the U.K. will not be able to watch the finale until tonight,” Mrs Blackwatch said, “And they both do and do not care!”
As a result of the inability of metropolitan media bubble types to both give away, and not give away, spoilers for the show, already seen by all of North America and insomniacs in Britannia, the Blackwatch family have had to take extreme measures.
”We both look and do not look at social media until we’ve seen this week’s show, tonight,” Mr Blackwatch said, “it’s pretty tiring. Scrolling quickly passed anything that looks like giving the game away.”
And it’s no less complicated when they both get home in the evening.
”We have young kids, so we can both watch and not watch the show before we put them to bed,” Mrs Blackwatch frowned.
”That’s because of the risk of extreme violence, and I’m not talking about milkshakes,” her husband added.
”And the high chance of some characters going at it hammer and tongs!” Mrs Blackwatch shakes her head.
”Yes, the incest is a risk too.”
So do you think you’ll make it through to sitting on the sofa without knowledge of how the shows ends?
”We both will and won’t,” they said in unison.
“I’ve already got a few hints from a bloody Beeb segment on the radio. Which I heard while trying not to hear. I’m now trying not to tell my missus what I did and did not hear.”
”I just wish spoilers for the long drawn out finale of Brexit were as hard to avoid!” Mrs Blackwatch sighed, “we both are currently living and not living in a hard right fantasy, it would be nice to know how it ends.”
”Probably with a great, big milky facial,” Mr Blackwatch smirked and received a frown for his trouble.