FINGERS CRISS CROSSED : A woman who is secretly planning to vote for the Liberal Democrats or the Green Party in the upcoming EU elections has spoken to LCD Views, in the strictest confidence.
We have decided not to respect her confidence and are printing her words (as we have interpreted them at any rate) and a photo of an actor with her likeness.
”I’m so glad I can trust you,” she said, “I need to vent a little bit, but due to my position in the public eye I can’t talk openly. Actually, due to my inherent nature I can’t either. Was it nature or nurture or both?”
We can only wonder. The Go Home Vans suggest nurture, but we don’t know enough about your early life and the conditions to contextualise that.
”Maybe some people are just born without empathy?”
That’s a viable hypothesis.
So who are our planning to vote for in the EU elections? The Conservatives?
”You must be insane. Any vote for the Tories is a vote for Nigel Farage.”
Labour then?
”Ditto the above. Unless their position on FOM shifts. Why the hell the Labour Party is aligned with Farage and Tommy Robinson on that is anyone’s guess.”
Then who? Change U.K.?
”Are they still called that? I really can’t keep up. No, it’s either the Liberal Democrats or the Greens, as I’m voting in England.”
That will surprise some. Why?
”Because I cant see any other way to end the chaos of my government. And I really bloody want to shaft Bojo and the ERG. This seems the best way.”
If their vote share is huge it’ll mean backing another referendum with a Remain option.
”Regrettable, but then I get to stick it to Labour too, so let’s go all the way and stay.”