A man with a nanny who uses google translate to talk in Latin has made a solemn promise to the women of the U.K. as part of his pitch to become the United Kingdom’s next, and most unifying, prime minister.
“For too long now the precious women of our United Kingdom have been forced out of their traditional role in the home by the self serving forces of degeneratism,” the man said, “this has pushed down wages for men, resulted in a birth rate so low we have to import for…fore…non-whi…foreign…excuse me why I look up the word in Latin,
”Externi. There, I said it. Leaves a taste. At any rate, I have travelled here from the 19th Centurt today to promise that when I replace the woman who is currently our prime minister women will be freed to not go out to work anymore.”
Thid statement led to immediate, an incorrect speculation, that the man was planning to reform the tax system to make everyone millionaires.
”Oh, what a jolly jape. Of course the tax system will be inverted to make move the non-income paying tax threshold to the other end of the pyramid of wealth, the pointed bit, but I will not be freeing women in that way. God would furrow his brow if traditional family values were not the mechanism.”
Are you going to implement an economic and political policy as clearly disasterous as Brexit and cause runaway inflation?
”Only in my Russian bank account!”
Well what then?
”It’s quite simple to do. Family planning, from contraception to terminations for any reason will be abolished. All women will be legally required to become pregnant. A woman’s real place of work, is of course, in the home.”
Omne semen sanctum.