LCD Views has news of the desperate and wish fulfilling kind today. The telegraph wires are humming with the news that U.K. voters are to offer any and all corrupt MPs amnesty from prosecution.
“It’s on the condition they just f off and take Brexit with them,” our office stenographer, Mr Brachys Tachys, reports, “and the offer is for a short time and needs to be acted on swiftly. Here, I’ve already transcribed the news into a form that’s inaccessible to you.”
The move is an unexpected one and not one many will take with any pleasure.
“Well, they won’t stop Brexit knowing that it will almost certainly lead to public inquiries and then prosecution,” Mr Brachys Tachys muses, “they see their self interest better served as trying to make the ongoing coup of our government by dark money successful. Then they can just decide what is justice for all. It won’t be anything all will recognise as justice in that scenario.”
While deeply unsatisfying, and not a course of action we endorse, it does perhaps give insight into why parliament is so desperately crap currently at safeguarding the country’s interests.
“All that foreign money. All that kompromat. All those years selling out your nation’s best interests in the service of graft funded by billionaires who want the joy of smashing the UK to smithereens? It’s hard to step aside if you worry you’ll end up inside!”
While we’re not accusing any individual MPs of being corrupt, we would like to know what the hell is going on with Brexit and the collective wisdom of our MPs? And the pursuit to the bitter end of a political agenda that is burning people’s lives on an ever higher bonfire, when it’s obvious there’s no good reason why…so maybe there’s a bad reason why?