TO INSANITY AND BEYOND : There are reassuring words today to comfort the huddled masses, with wise commentators confidentially exposing the maturing affect of governance on individuals who at first glance appear unsuited to high office.
“You just try and tell me that strong men with vision don’t mature in office?” a leading political commentator, writing for an outlet owned by an offshored billionaire, asked.
“When you look at the trajectory of Gaddafi, the Assads, Putin, Xi, George III, The Emperor from Stars Wars and so many others. The longer they spend in authority the more confidence they build in their own decision making. We can only imagine the highways Hitler would have constructed across Continental Europe if he hadn’t been robbed of the chance to build by a politically motivated witch hunt. Mr Trump knows his history and can build on those legacies.”
The reassurance is timely, given that it fits neatly with similar words written before Trump’s first, and current tenure in The Oval Office.
“To not allow President Trump a third term, consecutive with his current one, would be to risk undoing the work he is currently engaged in. And where would we be then?”
While there has been some speculation that Mr Trump will secure victory in the next US presidential election before it’s held, this is the first time we have confirmation of the planning.
“It’s very good for the markets,” the commentator added, “what investors want is long term stability. We can see Trump providing this today with Gaza. You know it’s a good bet now to invest in property development companies, as well as private security firms. And don’t get me started on the tech surveillance sector. It’s a gold rush. We’ll have next year’s Superbowel emblazoned with messaging of how great it is to have your own staff once more, that don’t need to be paid. We’re Making America Great Again one minority at a time.”
The only question now is where Mr Trump will set his real estate goals once Gaza-a-Lago is constructed.
“Mars. Anything to keep his bro Elon happy. And by the time we get to 2028 he’ll be ready to send Musk and his horse tranquillisers as far away as possible.”