UK food banks hold two minute silence to honour Sunak’s childhood

TWISTING AND TURNING : UK food banks have reacted with solidarity today after learning of the horrible deprivation of the UK’s last Tory PM, Rishi “full plate” Sunak’s, childhood.

From the moment clips from ITV’s interview last week began trailing on social media an upswell of feeling across the nation began, and shows no signs of slowing.

”It’s hard to imagine what he suffered,” A Charity told LCD Views, “I mean it’s easy to lose perspective. I’m here day in and out handing out food to families where the parents are in full time employment but still can’t afford a full week’s food for the kids and I never once stopped to imagine what the PM suffered? Makes you ashamed. No wonder he’s been so determined to see my sector blossom while in government.”

A Charity wasn’t alone in her feelings of personal disdain. F Tory, H Unger, D Irtywater and many others were also caused to reflect.

”We had to do something to show Rishi we understand what it was like to be beavering away at Winchester College knowing that when you got home there would be no cable tv waiting. It’s horrible to imagine,” H Unger said. “That’s when we decided to hold the two minutes silence.”

The PM’s office is yet to react to the show of feeling from the thousands and thousands of food banks, but an insider told us they were taking time to “find the right form of words.”

Basically it’s all a bit crass and borderline psychotic,” they added, “when you think of all the hot water Sunak is in for leaving D Day early to serve the interests of his far right political supporters and the food banks can’t even hold the two minutes silence at 11am? Bloody uneducated peasants. They deserve to starve if they can’t think of their betters.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *