FREE MARKET RULZ : There’s a god sized finger in the eye today for the bureaucracy loving, Marxist, woke antifarati as English customers take advantage of the watery, free liberal trading environment they enjoy.
”Europeans can only watch and weep,” a 10 Downing Street spokesman told LCD Views, in a shock break from expectations by addressing the tsunami of news regarding the UK’s fully privatised water supply.
”Water is just like any other commodity,” they gushed, “if you don’t like the product you take the penny you have to spend elsewhere.”
The spokesman went on to reference the recent unfortunate experience of our very own Prime Minister.
”Take Mr Sunak.”
Please do.
”Adidas made him look a little foolish recently. Those white trainers just didn’t cut it with short cropped suit pants. Any idiot can tell you that you can’t buy class. Nice try Adidas. Complete travesty. Total ambush. Germans out to get revenge for Brexit. Obvious. The PM won’t be sending them another penny!”
And the advice for water utility customers who may be feeling there’s just too many parasites in their tap water these days, is to do exactly the same.
”Just like the railways, if you don’t like the service you are free to choose a different service provider. Take that Southern! I won’t be using you to get to Victoria Station today. I’m going on the Penine Express!”
Suggestions that water should not be in private hands, profit focused, irresponsible and liable to take the money and run when it all turns to slurry are just “Commies trying to undermine forty years of progress.”