ALL THAT GREEN SHIT : David Cameron is often back in the news these days, which may not be what he expected when he triggered the destruction of the United Kingdom and ran and hid in his Shepherd’s Hut Shed (which cost the average annual salary at the time).
Mostly he’s back in the news because he appears to have decided that his millions of inherited wealth aren’t sufficient for a man of his self worth, and he would like to find a way to funnel some good old fashioned taxpayer cash onto the top? All very Tory. Business as usual.
While the discussions and investigations into what he’s been up to in the Greensill saga will dominate the news agenda, scientists working on Climate Change have detected a potential benefit for all of humanity. And Mr Cameron is ground zero.
“Mr Cameron’s sense of entitlement is so eyewateringly dense that if a way can be found to convert it into energy we can power the entire UK for decades,” one leading climate scientist told LCD Views. “Give up on the cold fusion nonsense, tap into a Tory’s sense of entitlement!”
The idea is certainly unique and would give the UK a head start as the world seeks new forms of energy.
“The only snag will be futureproofing the technology,” the scientist adds. “It’s obvious there is a great enough sense of entitlement stored within Mr Cameron to power the country for millennia, the only issue will be storing it? We will be working with Tesla to develop the battery technology. Maybe Dom can get involved too!”
And for those that doubt Mr Cameron as a source of green fuel, you just have to look at what he’s done in and out of office. By his works will he be known, and by Greensill.