PLEASE PUT YOUR EDUCATION IN THE BIN PROVIDED : PANIC reported at the Department for Pretending to Educate Children today after an English school opted to sing a different song on the 25th June, instead of the fascist propaganda shite being urged by government. And whoever runs the shadowy group promoting it.
While it’s certain some schools will break out the bunting and sing along to the clunky tribute to the 1930’s, and do it with enthusiasm, many others are thinking they’d rather have proper resources to educate the children with instead. And perhaps some efforts to mitigate the spread of the ferocious virus so kids can actually stay in school.
Little Hamper Infants School in Hampton-on-Hampton-on-Shed isn’t having any of the OBON nonsense and its head will have a sing-a-long, but has chosen a British classic instead.
“We’ll be singing Ring-a-ring-o-roses on the 25th,” Mr Fashout, the head, told LCD Views. “The 14th century plague song is far more appropriate under the current circumstances. The government is letting the pandemic rip through schools and no one seems that bothered? Herd immunity experiment via kids with just enough window dressing to pretend they’re trying to prevent the spread? It’s failed state territory. But I am proud to be British and we will be singing a historical classic which celebrates the similarities between the effectiveness of Mr Johnson and Edward III in pandemic management.”
The lyrics to Little Hamper’s chosen song are easy to remember and LCD Views encourages all to join Mr Fashout in singing them on the 25th.
Ring-a-ring o’ roses,
A pocket full of posies,
A-tishoo! A-tishoo!
We all fall down...