RING A RING O’ ROSIE : EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THE NEW ROYAL YACHT that may well end up being built just so everyone can keep talking about the new royal yacht.
Suggestions that the new royal yacht is a DEAD CAT has set klaxons screeching in patriotic areas of GREAT BRITAIN. It’s clearly not that. It’s obviously a vital tool for Liz Truss to get new trade deals. Her magic Union Flag umbrella can only get her so far. The yacht will help make Brexit great. That’s why they started building it years ago. So it was ready for when we Brexited. What?!
“It’s not just standard Johnsonian BS to deflect and distract away from the growing bin fire he’s turned the country into,” a 10 Downing Street source told LCD Views. “He really believes in it. Because he’s young at heart. About 4 to be exact. Maybe even 3. And if the royals don’t want the ship? So what! Who’s the real royal family in the UK these days? Clearly not the stuffed shirts at Windsor. Johnson lied to the Queen’s face and got away with it. That makes him King. The real royal family now lives at 10 Downing Street and they want a yacht.”
And while all the retorts from the palace at Westminster are clearly completely believable there are just a few who are saying it’s a giant dead cat to distract from the herd immunity project currently been run in English schools. Just let the virus rip and be done with it. Boris is bored of the pandemic now. Go on kids! Do your bit for Blighty! Only a few of you will get sick long term, even fewer will die. Can’t be so sure of the extended family. But so what!
LCD Views would send a reporter along to get comment from schools on the front line, but we can’t find one that is still open. Global Britain. Ring a ring o’ Rosie, we all fall down, but at least we’ll have a yacht!