UNWOKE : THE NEW DIRECTOR GENERAL of the BBC has acted swiftly and decisively today after one of the TV presenters revealed they have their own mind.
The shocking revelation resulted from Naga Munchetty liking several ideologically unsound tweets mocking one of the most honourable members of Her Majesty’s Government, Robert Jenrick.
“Baffling why anyone would mock Jenrick and his giant Union Flag,” a source inside the DG’s office told LCD Views. “It’s a good thing a massive Tory donor has been made the impartial Director of the public broadcaster. Such thought crime can now be torn out root and branch.”
It is believed forces within government are pushing for ms Munchetty to take the walk of shame, as made popular by Game of Thrones.
“If TV presenters, people with status, are allowed to openly laugh at the idiots in government the whole system of Idiocracy, Chumocracy, Cronyocracy that is modern 21st Century British democracy is at risk. They simply can not be allowed to look foolish, no matter how foolish they are looking.”
There should be no repeat of the shameful episode as the DG is rumoured to have handed the entirety of BBC presenter social media accounts to Russian bot farms.
“We will have the messaging right from now on, even if the grammar may sometimes be a little off. You just have to look at the success of the PM’s tweets to see how strong and stable thousands of fake accounts posting almost identical messages is for controlling the narrative.”
No action has so far been taken over her partner in thought crime, Charlie Stayt, although it is believed Priti Patel has requested she be allowed to deal with him personally and on her own.